5.22.2012

The Probing Digit "Five Pounds" Music Video

1.02.2011

We didn't make love to your mother...

But we could have. You need to reel her in. We love you like a brother but we can't hold back the passion forever. We have needs. Let's face it... she's hot.

Stay hard,

.l.

12.01.2010

The most anticipated CD release in the goddamn universe.

"These guys are the greatest band in the universe - and I'm not just saying that, I really mean it" - Bob Wolf, Waking' Up With The Wolf, PYX 106

Well, he's right. Probing Digit loudly and proudly exploded onto Albany's music scene when they brilliantly formulated the most spectacular ensemble of musical prowess this area (or any area of the universe) has ever seen. And as a giant "You're Welcome" to any person with enough guts to attend the show, they are offering their debut CD this Saturday at a release party to be held at The Putnam Den in Saratoga. Hosted by Ellen Z of PYX106, the event is sure to make you squirm in discomfort as you unsuccessfully attempt to contain the brilliant musical assault of The Didge.

Some people call the music offensive. These people have no sense of humor. Others call their music fantastically brilliant and epic to immeasurable proportions. These people are correct.

PYX106 has been playing songs from Probing Digit's album every day for the last few months. This is partially due to the fact that they feel it's their duty to share the brilliance of Probing Digit with the world, but also because listeners can't get on the phone fast enough to request their daily fill of The Didge.

After winning the Channel 103.1 Most Original Band Contest, Probing Digit graced the unworthy stage at SPAC this August, providing an early climax to the day's events which included mediocre-at-best performances by Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, and a bunch of other sub-par "bands."

There will be two opening acts the night of the CD release party, but these bands are not worthy of mention since they will inevitably fade into non-existence once Probing Digit takes the stage.

See the glory for yourself, this Saturday at The Putnam Den in Saratoga Springs @ 9PM

7.29.2010

Most Original Band Contest should be called "Probing Digit Show"

Local FM station Channel 103.1 has very wisely selected the area's most original (and talented) band to perform at The Most Original Band Contest.  This was a natural decision, and therefore comes as no surprise.  Other entries (out of formality) include some of the area's no-names-needed run of the mill acts.

http://www.channel1031.com/pages/contests/MOB/finalists10.html

Though Probing Digit's enviably spectacular catalog of musical brilliance is enough to win any competition simply by reciting the song titles, it is highly recommended that you attend this performance so they don't dry-fire all over the unsuspecting fans of the other "bands."  This has known to cause deaths in the past.

So if you don't want blood on your hands, come take our load off at Northern Lights on August 14th.

7.28.2010

The World is About to Change

June 6th of 2009 marked the day Probing Digit began producing the Universe's Greatest Album - or UGA #1. Our second album "The Brown Album" will be globally and universally considered UGA #2 upon its release, and so on. After over a year of taking it at our own goddamn pace, because we know what's best, we are about to wrap it up and release it to your mother, and the rest of the world. You can thank us after you hear it - when you're able to talk again.

Recording vocals for "My Love"

Heat is a natural byproduct of The One's vocal brilliance, so he gets specially prepared.